Do you feel like a real man?

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T : My friend ask me about life, bout human. Do you think that Im a real man?
K : Whats your answer?
T : I said I dont know, real jerk huh?
K : After that?
T : She said a real man have a huge responsibility and willing to take the risk of it
K : Huh?
T : Yeah she said that
K : I dont think thats a real man. A real man something about personality. Its not about responsibility. Everyone have a responsibility. Yeah thats true that man have to responsible to his future wife or whatever, but I dont think that was an answer.
T : Hmmm

Terdiam.

K : Well, Tom. A real man is someone who brave and do what man do. A real man will show up when something bad coming up. Something like rompak ke, ragut ke. Not all man will go and catch the pencuri. You know..
T : Dont you think that your answer is same like my friend?
K : What?
T : Yeah, its same. Take the risk, it something about responsible.

Terdiam lagi sekali.

K : I just give an example
T : So its same
K : I still argue about it
T : God Kimie..just admit it
K : No, its still not same
T : Your ego, fuck!
K : Fuck you too
T : Well, I guess Im not a real man huh?
K : You are
T : And why?

Terdiam lima saat.

K : Remember last year when your girlfriend dumb you for that jerk. And suddenly that jerk try to treatening her, you help her. You meet him, and you fight. Remember? You still want to help your friend eventhough she hurts you alot. I think thats a real man.
T : Hmmm, yeah I think Im a real man (gelak macam cibai)
K : Fuck you

Ok sebenarnya aku nak jawab pun terpinga-pinga sebab aku terlalu mengantuk. Kalau nak tahu lelaki yang sebenarnya, tunggu entri selepas ini.